It's a hard-knock life...

There was a guy in Staples the other day yelling many things...it was hilarious:
-can someone help me here!
-I need to make a copy & I don't know how to use these machines, you [the sales clerk] need to help me.
-It used to be so easy in the old days! You'd hand them a piece of paper, tell them how many copies you wanted made & it was done!
-What does someone have to do to get a copy made around here!!!

I wish I had a video.

Madonna

Last time I checked...Madonna was from Michigan.
So, uh...why is she speaking with an English accent?
(Also here.)